that-twink-over-there:

babyanimalgifs:

me: i’m not clingy
me ten minutes later:

My heart 😭❤

socrappyicoulddie:

gentlekingsmen:

hulksmashley:

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

Originally posted by lewiebaloo

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

they are making a second movie for this and I cant wait for it.

thugilly:

whatalansays:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

trannysaurus–rex:

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

Time to delete my account.

relatablepicsofedwardelric:

Let’s play Which One Is The Villainous Inhuman Monster And Which One Is The Lovable Boy Hero?

kalipygos:

themaraudermoony:

redcharlie:

yayfeminism:

Originally posted by gif-007

This just in: Women who wear tank tops and have short hair are all lesbians.

the two genders: naked or gay

also they’re both lesbians & are dating so catch the motherfucking tea on that okay

when I first joined the army, all the guys in my platoon thought I was gay cuz I had short hair like this.

jaxblade:

lunaala:

knifepleated:

1994-2016:

nudiemuse:

tastelikehoney-sb:

br0wnsugarandspice:

soflobrat:

darkcocosb:

kamonra:

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

Won’t chance it.

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

Do the thing pls

im screaming it worked lmfao

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

Lets go!

kurooessential:

Meet my lovely and handsome faves and their similarities

tastefullyoffensive:

(via TheJables)

chishionrnr:

Sparky